Jasp’s Blog

Wii wish you a merry christmas

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

Not long now and I will finally be able to use the thing, I’m actually excited. Its a bit strange actually, at 22 I thought my majorly exciting christmases (Or christma, but that lacks the necessary magic and ‘white christmas’ suggests that christmases is correct) had ended, at least until I had children myself (Something [...]

The baah-ley don’t you know…

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Today I managed to rope myself into going to see a ballet, and despite it being ‘Edward Scissorhands’ I still half expected something pretentious, inaccessible and dull. Still, I thought, you’ve got to try these things once. Although I doubt anyone has been on their deathbed thinking, ‘Damnit, if only I’d seen a ballet,’ I’m [...]

Guess the Game

Saturday, April 9th, 2005

Well with finals approaching I’m having to crack into the revision, so naturally my website recieves an update. (Odd how it works like that isn’t it.) This one is rather special, as its a little interactive quiz thingy.
The game consists of fifteen small squares taken from screenshots of various games, and your job is to [...]

The truth is out!

Thursday, December 9th, 2004

Article now removed.
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND—Nearly 700 scientists representing 27 countries convened at the University of Zurich Monday to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge, but out of sheer distaste for the furry little rodents.
Why do I have the feeling that at some time this [...]

Jabberwacky chatbot

Wednesday, September 29th, 2004

Jabberwacky: How’s your day been?
User: Fine. Yours?
Jabberwacky: It’s been simply grand. Except that episode with the giraffe.
User: What giraffe?
Jabberwacky: Under the house.
User: Realy?
Jabberwacky: Stick another ‘l’ in really.
User: My spelling was never very good.
Jabberwacky: Really? Since when did ‘Wel’ have one L.
User: Never, but I never used the word well.
Jabberwacky: Too bad.
User: Why, should I [...]