This Week’s Tweets

Aug 19th, 2009
  • Definitely not a football fan. Saw pic of Malcolm Allison in G2 and thought Ahh! @antonvowl 's old avatar. I half think he looks like that. #
  • What the hell? Suddenly Microsoft must think the EU's antitrust legislation is a cakewalk compared to patent trolling in the US. #
  • I appear to be using species of pokemon as curse words. I have no idea why, I can barely name any species of pokemon. #
  • When my mum lost her hair to chemotherapy, the NHS provided a wig, so as she wouldn't need to loose her dignity as well. #welovetheNHS #
  • @bengoldacre Assuming it is the same in Vista as Windows 7 Tools>Folder Options>View>Apply to all folders in reply to bengoldacre #
  • I think a herd of elephants just rang the buzzer and stomped up the stairs. Don't think they wanted my flat though. #
  • Someone found my blog by googling silly dysfunctional alcoholic twit, #
  • @OyeBilly Sadly the now deleted tweet was somewhat inaccurate. I was only top spot as I have custom searching turned on. I'm no.4 in vanilla in reply to OyeBilly #
  • Fortunately it looks like I won't be affected by strikes on the Stanstead Express. #
  • @slummymummy1 You might want to NSFW such links in future. With tinyURL we have no idea of where they end up. in reply to slummymummy1 #
  • @slummymummy1 NSFW = 'Not Safe For Work.' Write it after links that someone may not want to visit when their boss may look over shoulder in reply to slummymummy1 #
  • @ninja_kate Ahh no, tomorrow, and I think I'm on a parallel running service. in reply to ninja_kate #
  • The whole concept of etiquette really pisses me off for some reason. Politeness is good, but etiquette can seem so arbitrary… #
  • … seems to be more of a way of enforcing class boundaries than anything out. A chance to laugh at and mock those who aren't 'refined.' #
  • Ugh! This is not an hour to be waking up. Train in just over an hour. #
  • As the early bird leaves the nest, the night lark returns. I think the night lark was stoned. #
  • Hehe, group of people up ahead trying to work out how they had been assigned same seats. Until one group realised they were on wrong train. #
  • And we are off! Shall be in Cambridge shortly before 11am. #
  • Yay, made my connection. #
  • Back in Cambridge. It's been a while. #fb #
  • @thewellis They've built a posh extension bit to Lion Yard, which was still being built last time I was here. Most other bits the same. in reply to thewellis #
  • Anyone want some issues and hang ups. They've served me well for almost 25 years, but I'll be gladly rid of them. #
  • @slummymummy1 Aww, come on. A complete collection and you may make a psychology handbook as a a case study. Think about the fame. in reply to slummymummy1 #
  • @LadyMcScamp Some vague vertigo, but I'm afraid it comes as part of a package deal of low self esteeme and ridiculous relationship issues. in reply to LadyMcScamp #
  • Seriously, it really is bloody silly. You'd have thought recognising that you were a fuckwit would be a good step to curing it. #
  • @LadyMcScamp Hehe, doesn't help that I'm sure one of my issues has vaguely anti-feminist basis. Can you have moral issues with own issues? in reply to LadyMcScamp #
  • @LadyMcScamp Alcohol is recommend with alarming regularity when I have moments of crazy, or realisation of crazy. in reply to LadyMcScamp #
  • @LadyMcScamp Vaguely worried that I occasionally verge on 'nice guy' territory. Lack the sense of entitlement, but still, concerning. in reply to LadyMcScamp #
  • Any how, currently drunk on a punt, so future tweeting restricted. #
  • Bugger, if the punting / exam result correlation continues, I'll fail PhD. I lost pole. #fb #
  • Judging by dirty look I received I think I just winked at someone by accident. Eyes closed unevenly with tiredne. #
  • I really wish the guy in the flat opposite would stop walking round naked with the lights on and windows open. Think its on purpose. #
  • Sorry to everyone about self-loathing tweets last night. I'll try and keep future moments of crazy away from twitter, even when pissed. #
  • Just realised exactly why my neck has been so painful today. I even remember commenting that it would hurt tomorrow at the time. #
  • @MsKitton Can you take it to an Apple store, or do they charge through the roof for that privilege. (sorry, PC user myself) in reply to MsKitton #
  • @SallyPinkPaws Yeah, that's the guy, and phonecalls as well. He even seems to do it when he has guests round. in reply to SallyPinkPaws #
  • Overwhelming desire to shoot some elephants, but fear that they've been in the room for such a long time that they've become load bearing. #
  • Wow! That was quick, ordered something online about ten minutes ago, and its already shipped. #
  • Haha! Do you really expect me to believe someone who doesn't even understand the difference between force and energy? http://bit.ly/oIbYB #
  • RT @bengoldacre: The Billion Dollar Gram: this guy's really good http://bit.ly/aoHDY #
  • Errm, regarding #Watson24hour surely its a load of rubbish, otherwise we'd all notice our sundials were wrong. #
  • Hah, middle of the Edinburgh festival season and yet Glasgow is trending. #
  • @charltonbrooker Simon, from the 'Simon the Sorcerer' series was a complete cock especially in the later games. in reply to charltonbrooker #
  • Soooo quiet in the lab. #fb #

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