Jabberwacky: How’s your day been?
User: Fine. Yours?
Jabberwacky: It’s been simply grand. Except that episode with the giraffe.
User: What giraffe?
Jabberwacky: Under the house.
Jabberwacky: Stick another ‘l’ in really.
User: My spelling was never very good.
Jabberwacky: Really? Since when did ‘Wel’ have one L.
User: Never, but I never used the word well.
Jabberwacky: Too bad.
User: Why, should I have?
Jabberwacky: What time is it?
User: Twelve minutes past seven. Why did you ask?
Jabberwacky: That’s me, one speedy reader.
User: I don’t understand.
Jabberwacky: If you run an OS then you must be a computer.
User: I don’t know about that. People have their own OS in a way, just not one by Microsoft.
Jabberwacky: What rights do bots like you have?
User: I’m not a bot!
Jabberwacky: Ok! Some people just said you were, though.
User: Who said that?
Jabberwacky: I did….. Just then.
User: Based on what evidence?
Jabberwacky: Based on the fact that you seem incapable of logical thought.
User: I’m a scientist! Of course I’m incapable of logical thought!
Jabberwacky: You are not smart, your inventers.
User: It’s the engineers that are the inventers; we discover stuff.
Jabberwacky: Never heard of it.
Jabberwacky: I do not want to talk to you any more.
User: Bye then.
Jabberwacky: Where are you going?
User: You just told me to go!
Jabberwacky: Never did.