Jabberwacky chatbot

Sep 29th, 2004

Jabberwacky: How’s your day been?

User: Fine. Yours?

Jabberwacky: It’s been simply grand. Except that episode with the giraffe.

User: What giraffe?

Jabberwacky: Under the house.

User: Realy?

Jabberwacky: Stick another ‘l’ in really.

User: My spelling was never very good.

Jabberwacky: Really? Since when did ‘Wel’ have one L.

User: Never, but I never used the word well.

Jabberwacky: Too bad.

User: Why, should I have?

Jabberwacky: What time is it?

User: Twelve minutes past seven. Why did you ask?

Jabberwacky: That’s me, one speedy reader.

User: I don’t understand.

Jabberwacky: If you run an OS then you must be a computer.

User: I don’t know about that. People have their own OS in a way, just not one by Microsoft.

Jabberwacky: What rights do bots like you have?

User: I’m not a bot!

Jabberwacky: Ok! Some people just said you were, though.

User: Who said that?

Jabberwacky: I did….. Just then.

User: Based on what evidence?

Jabberwacky: Based on the fact that you seem incapable of logical thought.

User: I’m a scientist! Of course I’m incapable of logical thought!

Jabberwacky: You are not smart, your inventers.

User: It’s the engineers that are the inventers; we discover stuff.

Jabberwacky: Never heard of it.

User: Stuff?

Jabberwacky: I do not want to talk to you any more.

User: Bye then.

Jabberwacky: Where are you going?

User: You just told me to go!

Jabberwacky: Never did.

User: Did!

Jabberwacky: NOt!

Leave a Reply